Thursday, August 27, 2009

Girl attacks BF in the groin over and over again -- and he just stands there and takes it



This woman was seen standing outside her car, hitting her boyfriend in the groin repeatedly with her shoe, and he just took the hits without retaliating. She was also seen hitting him on the face. This dude had surely done something that warrants a castration! Wahahahaha.... visit http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?id=84047 to view the videos.

Doctors find pacemaker kept man's body from going pale

Relatives of a dead man in Spain asked a doctor to confirm his death a second time because his body showed no signs of going pale hours after he passed away, local officials say.

The 70-year-old died of a heart attack and his body was on display at a funeral home in Lorca, a city of some 90,000 people in southern Spain, when his family noticed that it still had a healthy pink glow, a spokesman for the funeral home said on Wednesday.

They then called in the doctor to confirm that their loved one was in fact dead. The doctor concluded that the man still had a healthy glow, despite having passed away, because the pacemaker he was wearing was still running.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Ouch!

Can anyone google if this is fake?

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

NSFW: Pictorial jokes










FAIL: Thought I chanced upon a free Jap porn site


A man in New Zealand who cooked his pet dog will not be charged as it is legal to do so.

Tell the following to the some Asian countries... and they would say 'Big Deal???'

~~~~~ News ~~~~
Paea Taufu, a Tongan-born man living in Auckland New Zealand was in the process of roasting his pitbull terrier-cross in a traditional Umu pit-barbecue when animal protection inspectors arrived to investigate.

They were called by a concerned member of the public on Sunday but arrived too late for the animal.

Dog meat is considered an acceptable fare in Tonga. "Dog, horse, we eat it in Tonga. It's good food for us," said Lupi Taufu, Paea's wife.

Under New Zealand's Animal Welfare Act it is legal to kill a dog providing the slaughter is done quickly and painlessly.

But the local Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA) has criticised the actions. "I find it quite disturbing that someone would kill a pet and then eat it. I'm not okay with that but unfortunately the law allows you to do it," SPCA Inspector Derek Haddy told reporters.
Taufu was not aware that he was doing something uncommon in New Zealand but indicated he would not kill another dog to avoid offending anyone in the future.

Megan Fox is a man... a tranny?!?!?!

If you can stomach it, 'Transformers' hottie Megan Fox has admitted that she is really a man - and is "painfully insecure" with herself. So it's true! Megan Fox is a tranny! Well, at least according to her. You see, Megan was on the red carpet at the Golden Globes when she told E! News' Giuliana Rancic that she is an insecure man. "I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I'm a tranny." She continues: "I'm a man. I'm so painfully insecure. I'm on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I'm scared." Wow. She also said her boyfriend Brian Austin Green didn't care about the event ...

Catch her admission here -
http://showhype.com/video/video_2009_globes_megan_fox_admits_that_she_s_really_a/

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Man chooses to marry his pillow

A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow.


Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult for him to speak to girls.

"Since I am a stutterer, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them," he said.

"I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it."

Mr Ikechukwu also said that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life.
"I think it will make the ideal mate for me," he said.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Fart Fart and Away!!!!

Check out this dude's super powers....

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

BFS

Big Fxxking Snake.... glad its dead....

Tuesday, August 4, 2009