Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Tree Goats! I'm not shitting you....
This is such pure insanity that I thought was a total hoax the first time I saw it, but those really are goats and they really are in trees.The tree the goats are in is an evergreen argan tree. It is found mostly only in Morocco. The tree reaches heights of 25-30 feet, and has a knobby, twisted trunk that allows for goat climbers. The goats climb the tree because they like to eat the fruit of the tree, which is similar to an olive.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Joke of the day - The husband store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where any
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking..
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up
a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a
woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking..
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Jackie Chan's long lost brother???
Lost at birth.... the dude on the left (the Jackie Chan lookalike) is a fishmonger in Singapore... WICKED! LOL!
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
When purchasing a bicycle, make sure the colour of the seat is taken into consideration!
If you can't comprehen the title of this pic... look closer inbetween the gal's thighs :)
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